Okay, so I was listening to the radio yesterday and there was this story about a nine year old girl who preformed a sex act (blow job) on a boy in her class in the library. The little boy raises his hand to tell the teacher and she says “If you’re not telling on yourself, put your hand down”. He puts his hand down and the little girl continues. My first question is 1. Why the hell is he snitchin! You should be so lucky! LOL! No, I’m kidding that’s wrong. 9 is way to young to be doing those sorts of things unless you were trained by a professional, and quite frankly the age for my program starts at 13. Question 2. Where the hell did she see this at? I really hope she was watching porn, GOD forbid her mother taught her this; I’d have to call CPS at that point. Anyway, I just wanted to get that off my chest!
Moving on……….. Last night I get home and have too cook dinner. I hate that ish! All I’m saying is if you get home before me (speaking about my fiancé) If you get home before me, would it kill you to at least start dinner at a descent damn hour! I get home and this fool is in the kitchen backing cookies like he is some damn Freddy Crocker!!!! What really pisses me off though is the fact that while I’m cooking I have to keep a toddler from kicking his 6 year old brothers ass, all while trying not to burn dinner, washing the dishes and setting the table. Then I have to deal with my fiance’s attitude when I ask him to dry the dishes off and put them away! Like really, you sat there the whole time on the damn computer while I was slaving over this meal and trying to clean and beat kids, in my stilettos! Who should have the attitude??????????
Why is it that men think they don’t need to exhibit much responsibility when it comes to the kids? I have 2 boys and I will be damned if they think that’s how they’re going to be. I hear it from their grandmother every morning when it’s time to get dressed and get out the door about how I yell at them and that won’t make them go any faster. WHATEVER THE FUCK EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m sorry, I grew up in a family where RESPECT was something genetic and not something you were taught, and I will break my children down to the damn ground if they EVER disrespect me! My 6 year old is smart as hell, but he slips up sometimes and catches a chin check! He has a problem with rubbing it in my face when he’s right. For example, I told him to go and get his socks out of his room; he walks in there and says he doesn’t see them. OK- It’s 6:50am we have to be out of the house by 7. I’m already fighting with the baby to put his clothes on while my ass is still in a robe so at this point, if he doesn’t take his ass in there for more than 2 seconds and look for those socks it’s going to turn into a “Precious” moment. Anyway, I try to keep my cool and tell him to go and look in the last place I saw them. “Trent, go look on your bed, next to the car pillow” I have to break shit down to his ass otherwise he’ll look in one spot on the damn bed. Again, he comes back and says he doesn’t see them. By then I have turned around and pushed his ass out my way to go and look for myself. Ok, so they’re not there I walk back to my room and his sitting on the bed staring at the dresser, “Mommy, there’s my socks right there, maybe you should remember where you put things” What the hell do I do smack him or laugh. Neither, “fuck you son, put your damn socks on” Yes that is how I talk to my children. You must teach them curse words so they know what not to say.
The baby, he will be 2 in January. For a 2 year old he talks very well. He also has the amazing ability to whoop ass! This little boy will fight whoever, whenever, for what ever reason. If he brother is teasing him with a toy you better believe once he gets that toy he is goin’ upside his head with it. He constantly has to be watched around other children, older children. I think he has little man syndrome. He usually goes after the biggest kids to let it be known that he a force to be reckoned with. He has even gotten to the point now where he fights me and his dad. Now, his dad hardly ever punishes him, he is the “Golden Child” when it comes to him. The other day though, we wouldn’t move when his dad told him to come here and got snatched up by his little shit and I guess his first reaction was to fight so he stole on his dad like Tyson! LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! This was the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life, do you hear me! I could not let him get spanked for that because it was a very beneficial moment for me! He provided me with laughter and amusement for years to come! As far as his talking, he knows a little too much. He is potty training right now and he is doing very well to be so young. Well, one morning I was taking him to the bathroom because he said he had to go. I put him on the potty, waited a few minutes and he didn’t do anything, so I took him off and he wanted to get back on. Well, I put him back on and waited a little longer and still nothing so I took him off again, the minute I took him off he peed on the floor. I was more upset with myself for not being patient, but I had to go to work. Well, I just kept saying aww, you really had to go, mommy should have let you sit on the potty longer, ooh Chupie I’m so sorry. And to this he replied “Mommy, chill out” Again, I’m at a lost for words. Did my baby just tell me to chill out? I can laugh at that because I least he didn’t tell me to shut up this time.
Well, I’m running out of things I like to talk about. I think maybe after I come down from this morning wake and bake I’ll be able to write more. I just really wanted to get the point across that: There is nothing wrong with beating your kids or cussing them out. The more they can take from you the better off they’ll be in society